I’m a dirty, filthy animal and I’m a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm. Ralphie May Read Quote
The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can’t tell you how many times my wife has been madder at me because cell phone coverage dropped and she thought I hung up on her. Ralphie May Read Quote
I go out and I meet people after the show, I take every picture that they ask for, I sign every autograph that they want. You know, there’s merchandise for sale, but people don’t have to buy anything. I’ll sign their tickets, I’ll sign whatever they want me to, I’ll get a picture with them and I’ll stay there with them as long as they want. Ralphie May Read Quote
When I do jokes that maybe are seen as social commentary, I research them to the nth degree. I probably do more research than I do actual joke writing. I want to make sure what I’m saying is correct. Ralphie May Read Quote
