I’m totally against straight marriage – even though I’m married. I don’t think heterosexual marriage is any of the government’s business. Penn Jillette Read Quote
When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda. Penn Jillette Read Quote
You can’t believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I’m way out beyond anyone on the Left. Penn Jillette Read Quote
I didn’t learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business. Penn Jillette Read Quote
America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect. Penn Jillette Read Quote
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn’t duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn’t be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race. Penn Jillette Read Quote
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, ‘I don’t want to be too old to play baseball with my son.’ They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents’ age. Penn Jillette Read Quote
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn’t screw that up by marrying a great golfer. Penn Jillette Read Quote