When every high school graduate can spell the word, ‘inauguration,’ let’s put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama’s voice gives out. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
