Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I’ve learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I’m really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I’m thankful for Sarah Palin’s vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
When we live up to our Constitution, let’s form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the ‘Three Stooges’ were geniuses. They’d have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. Paula Poundstone Read Quote
