I make my money from a lot of different sources, so I’m not depending on any one thing to really pull through. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
It is so easy to avoid getting in a fist fight. If you’re at a point where you’re squaring up against someone in public, then it’s on you. There are so many ways to not get in a fist fight. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
Ice-T is a great sport about people doing impressions of him, apparently, obviously, and so I have no choice but to be a great sport about being pranked by Ice-T. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
I would love to see the Replacements get back together at the Spoleto Festival in South Carolina, because I never got to see them live and I love Charleston. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
I have a hernia scar from when I was a kid. I had a hernia when I was like in fourth grade. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
My first car was a 2011 Mini Cooper, because I only learned to drive in 2010. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
I think I’ve almost killed myself 1,000 times eating some sandwich as fast as I possibly could and almost choking. It’s a miracle that I’m still alive. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
Overall, I just love performing so much that when I write, I want to write for me. I kind of learned that on ‘Mr. Show,’ that even in an environment where you can write whatever you want – which is what that environment was – I realized, ‘Man, I still want to be the guy out in front.’ Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
I love to do the stream-of-consciousness thing, because it’s exciting for me, and I like to think it’s exciting for the audience, too. Paul F. Tompkins Read Quote
