Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
Everybody in America who didn’t come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it’s so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I’ve received a spam text. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt’s is a slur on the poor. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
Simply because something is a populist movement doesn’t make it either good or bad. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
People are always angry at America. They’re absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote