Are you a Democrat because you’re a union member? Then why, after eight years of Bill Clinton, does some Chinese guy in Guangdong province have your job? P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
We loved cars until the ’70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders. Most of it has to do with urban sprawl. What began as pleasure ends up in necessity, as so many things do. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
The subculture of felons is in great vogue among adolescents. Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, and so forth allow us Republicans to say to America’s young people, ‘We be thugs.’ The GOP may capture the youth vote at last. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
Charles McCarry is the best modern writer on the subject of intrigue – by the breadth of Alan Furst, by the fathom of Eric Ambler, by any measure. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
All previous populist movements were demanding things from governments, whereas the Tea Party is saying, ‘Give us less, go away.’ That’s heartening to see. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn’t exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments. P. J. O'Rourke Read Quote
