Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse Read Quote
