I’ve got a beautiful kitchen, which looks like a ’60s version of space, with silver chrome, orange glass work surfaces, and brown leather, and it’s entirely visual and has little function. I’ve hardly got any knives, and there’s only one wooden spoon and one saucepan. But I think I’ve got a cheese grater, so that’s good. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I loved being a man-woman. It’s much more interesting than being one or the other. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I get more work when I’m thinner. I was playing Alice Cooper, and I had to lose a stone, so I wasn’t eating sugar. You can’t just get straight back onto sugar, as it’s quite a powerful thing. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I was quite a shy kid, but I was quite funny at school, and I was really into art. In our class, there were two of us who were good at drawing, and my teacher was like, ‘He’s going to make a wonderful artist one day, and Noel can make everyone laugh.’ Noel Fielding Read Quote
I quite like bacon sandwiches because they’re colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best. Noel Fielding Read Quote
They were too young to be proper parents. They never said, ‘You’ve got to go to bed or you’ll be tired for school’. They didn’t mind – they let me stay up. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I used to wear this cowboy outfit. I wouldn’t take off. It was ridiculous. My mum was like, ‘You’ve got to take that off sometime,’ and I was like, ‘No way, this is it.’ It was the ’70s – it was turquoise and yellow, really psychedelic colors. I wanted to be a psychedelic cowboy. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I love David Suchet. I’m obsessed with Poirot. Then I saw him in ‘The Importance of Being Earnest,’ where he did Lady Bracknell, and he was amazing – he did it like a dinosaur, like a velociraptor. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I start getting bored and misbehaving if I don’t work hard. It’s fine when you’re younger – you go out a lot and muck around with your mates and drink and stuff – but I’m a bit over that now. Noel Fielding Read Quote
When I was 11, I was with my cousin in a scrapyard; there were three trains on top of each other, and we climbed up to the top. It was really high, and I nearly fell off, but my cousin grabbed the back of my shirt. Noel Fielding Read Quote
