People like to put you a box. I’ve always been the wrong shape. Maybe you are, too. I think all the people who are wrong shapes for boxes should go out and march into the streets singing, ‘We are the shapes! We don’t fit the box.’ Noel Fielding Read Quote
Over the years, I’ve trained my hair to do what I say, and it’s usually well behaved. I often reward my hair with special treats when it pleases me. Noel Fielding Read Quote
People keep asking me if the Boosh is coming back, and I say, ‘I hope so.’ I’m not bothered people ask me about it. TV’s become quite disposable, so to make something that lasts a bit of time – it won’t last forever – is quite nice. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I think I’m constantly surprised that adults can’t deal with illogical things or thing that are weird or psychedelic. I’ve never really lost that. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I believe in fate. I didn’t set out to be a comedian at first. I’m still not sure if I am or not. Noel Fielding Read Quote
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There’s so much you can do theatrically on stage. You keep changing the direction and angles, and then people don’t get bored. Noel Fielding Read Quote
On my show, nobody’s being paid more than me. I don’t ask what they’re being paid – I just make sure they’re not getting more than me. Noel Fielding Read Quote
If my dinner was really hot, I’d put my fork up to my eye and look at my little brother through the steam coming off the food. He’d say: ‘Mum, he’s looking at me through his fork again.’ It sent him insane. Noel Fielding Read Quote
You’re still young. Don’t panic. It’s hard to know what you should be doing in your 20s. Try different things, have some fun, and see what happens. Noel Fielding Read Quote
