I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have to say no when, really, I’m just like, ‘Why wouldn’t I? He doesn’t want anything for it.’ Nikki Glaser Read Quote
I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set, so I was like, ‘OK, I’ll do this forever’. Nikki Glaser Read Quote
I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he’d hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he’s not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he’s fine with – he just hates America. Nikki Glaser Read Quote
Sarah Silverman. She’s the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing would be incredible. Nikki Glaser Read Quote
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked. Nikki Glaser Read Quote
I wasn’t a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that’s why I’m a comic. I’m deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn’t a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That’s why I need people’s approval. Nikki Glaser Read Quote
