If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. Neil Simon Read Quote
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. Neil Simon Read Quote
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon Read Quote
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn’t count. Neil Simon Read Quote
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far. Neil Simon Read Quote
Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he’d known them since he was 18. Neil Simon Read Quote
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other. Neil Simon Read Quote
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. Neil Simon Read Quote
