I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty. Mort Sahl Read Quote
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. Mort Sahl Read Quote
Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Reagan couldn’t tell the difference. Mort Sahl Read Quote
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That’s my job. Mort Sahl Read Quote
