Mary Katherine Gallagher is an exaggerated version of me, how I felt when I was little. Molly Shannon Read Quote
Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids’ teeth every night. It’s so tedious. Molly Shannon Read Quote
When I see a mom embarrassed because her kid is having a temper tantrum, I’m like, ‘Please! Do you think I’ve never gone through that?’ Women tend to be too hard on themselves. Molly Shannon Read Quote
I just try to laugh at the little things. Like, I’m always amazed by how long it takes two kids to get dressed and out the door. Every morning I say, ‘Come on! Let’s go! Five minutes!’ And they’re still in their underwear. Or they say they’re ready, but they’re not wearing shoes. Molly Shannon Read Quote
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place. Molly Shannon Read Quote
My dad was a real fun guy, and despite his personal problems, he was a great father. It wasn’t easy, but he did a good job of raising my sister Mary and I all by himself. Molly Shannon Read Quote
I think that, being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they’re in pain, you feel their pain. Molly Shannon Read Quote
People would be like, ‘Oh, ‘Saturday Night Live’ is such a stepping stone!’ And I remember being like, ‘A stepping stone?! This is my everything! I could just stop right here! This is the pinnacle!’ Molly Shannon Read Quote