I got out of school in 2000, and I always wanted to be on ‘This American Life,’ since I first started telling stories. And that, I mean, that show is a little bit of a fortress. It’s really hard to get stuff on that show. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
I am intimidating no one in America. No one feels like they are below me in any way. They feel like they are absolutely either at or above my level and 100-percent comfortable talking to me. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
I end up talking about really mundane things with my fans, and then they’re kind of like, ‘This is boring. I want to go talk to somebody else.’ I think I bore my fans to death by over-talking to them. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your dreams. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that’s how people find their favorite bands and comedians. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans. Mike Birbiglia Read Quote
