Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the sexy bit. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a ‘he’s so hot’ type of way. More in a ‘come round for a cup of tea’ way. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that ‘someone who eats bats’ was buying it. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
I had a great moment with Michael Buble where I asked him if he could teach me to sing like him and he said why we don’t sing together, so we did! It was great because my wife and children came to watch his performance. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
I don’t understand people who write blogs and have children. You can’t stop in the middle of bathtime and say: ‘I’m just going to write a load of words – for free.’ I won’t do it – unless someone wants to commission me. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved – with the price. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
One of the positives of getting older is that you forget your age. Then you find out that you’re younger than you thought you were. Michael McIntyre Read Quote
I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: ‘Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?’ I said: ‘Are you ordering coffee or voting in the U.S. elections?’ Michael McIntyre Read Quote
