I don’t watch that much comedy. I think it’s professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
I definitely script things out. I definitely write things down and try to write jokes. Often, they’re terrible. I often write terrible, terrible jokes. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Let me tell you, the life of a C list celebrity is pretty sweet. If I want to go to an Applebee’s, all I have to do is, literally, walk in the door. They seat me as soon as the other people ahead of me are seated. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Separation is the worst. There’s no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about herself. Her life, her job, her friends, her taste in movies and music and everything. People mostly just want to talk about themselves, so let her do that. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
Most of the time, you don’t win anything on reality shows. You’re booted off, or maybe you win $50,000, or $100,000, which isn’t really life-changing. I don’t know that it’s worth it. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice. I mean, it’s a pretty evenhanded loathing among a certain amount of the critical population, which used to be about 80 percent. So now I’ve gotten to the point where I just don’t worry about it that much. It used to be very upsetting, now it’s only mildly upsetting. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
People recognize me, but they don’t know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company. Michael Ian Black Read Quote
