When my husband came to my parents’ house for the first time, he asked, ‘Why is everyone screaming? Why are they so angry?’ I said, ‘No one’s angry. This is just how we communicate.’ Melissa Rauch Read Quote
I knew from a young age that I wanted to perform. I went to an arts camp called Brookdale Arts Camp, in New Jersey, from the time I was 6, and then I was a counselor there through high school. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I’m just a bottle of hair dye away. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
When I was out of work when I first moved to L.A., one of the first things my husband and I did was buy season’s passes to Disney, and whenever I was bummed out about work, we would go to Space Mountain, and it was like a physical injection of anti-depressants. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
We must take down the carnies. I think we need to start a campaign to defeat their scamming ways. I never win the boardwalk basketball game. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
I love an arcade. I love a boardwalk game. But I also love a rollercoaster. Though I think the rollercoaster love comes from the fact that it took a really long time for me to reach the height requirement, so I promised myself very early on that when I reach that, I will not take it for granted. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and mentored me throughout school. She taught me a lot about relying on my instincts. Melissa Rauch Read Quote
