I am in no way a confident person – except when it comes to what I’m writing. It’s just like, this is what I can do, and I have what I think is a pretty strong voice, for better or worse. It’s the style I like to write in. Megan Amram Read Quote
I think very long and hard about every possibly offensive joke I want to make. I really hate mean humor and would hate to make anyone reading my jokes feel truly bad. Megan Amram Read Quote
I feel like I’m as mischievous as you can be while still never wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings. I really want everyone to be happy all the time, but I do like seeing what new things you can talk about. Megan Amram Read Quote
Support other women! We are taught to be competitive with other women, to vie with them for the ‘girl spot’ in a group or job. Anything that helps an individual woman is good for all of us! Love and support your friends! Megan Amram Read Quote
I love kale. Genuinely. I really am glad that I have a platform to express that. I think a good raw kale salad is always just a meaty mouth feel. I also really like kelp noodle pasta with a little kale on top. Megan Amram Read Quote
I love math and science, and also, my mom is a doctor. I grew up not even having an awareness that women were not supposed to be good at science. Megan Amram Read Quote
If you set the attractiveness bar really low, people have to compliment you on your looks when they meet you in person. I’m pretty much a genius. I’m actually applying to work at the Genius Bar based on this trick. Megan Amram Read Quote
I think writing in a group, even though it can be a challenge – you have to be on your toes all the time – is the way the best comedy gets written. It’s very, very collaborative. A lot of comedy writers are definitely introverted nerds. Megan Amram Read Quote
If you’re lucky enough to have a position where people listen to you, you should say stuff you believe in – but not if you’re Jenny McCarthy. Then you should shut up. But if you’re right, like Amy Poehler, then speak up. Megan Amram Read Quote
