There’s nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end. Max Greenfield Read Quote
I always feel like people in general are much weirder and insane than anybody really wants to admit. How dare somebody watch anything and go, ‘That’s not real!’ Go on the subway. For five minutes. Max Greenfield Read Quote
Here’s what’s nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they’re not good ones. And then you’ll follow through with a handful of them and sometimes you’ll be pretty disappointed. And then other times you’ll follow through and you’ll go, ‘You know what? It’s nice to be right.’ Max Greenfield Read Quote
Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have. Max Greenfield Read Quote
Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, ‘You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away.’ Max Greenfield Read Quote
I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they’re like, ‘We rewrote this scene, you’re now naked.’ I need a little prep work. Max Greenfield Read Quote
For a girl, the wedding is when you’re married. For a guy, it’s when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. Max Greenfield Read Quote