When you get to Heaven, God points you to the all-Entenmann’s craft service and says, ‘You can eat all you want, and you don’t gain any weight.’ Max Greenfield Read Quote
Having two kids is like having 1000. It’s just scheduling, moving around, being mobile. Max Greenfield Read Quote
I just felt like actors – I watched a lot of ‘SNL,’ and those guys just seemed like they were superheroes – that that wasn’t a reality for anyone other than people with superhuman strength. So, I mean, I acted a little bit in high school, but the idea of doing it professionally was just never really an option. Max Greenfield Read Quote
I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a weird roommate situation. Max Greenfield Read Quote
I always tell people I’m not one of these guys that was, like, born with, like, a halfway decent body. Max Greenfield Read Quote
I’d actually love to play Sonny in ‘Dog Day Afternoon’ now that it’s being adapted for Broadway. People don’t talk about that movie that much, but it’s really a beautiful gay love story. Max Greenfield Read Quote
My parents were involved in the record industry, so I was exposed to the arts very early. Max Greenfield Read Quote