I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
I’m a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful – they use nice paper. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I’m trying to make a go of this, and they threw every contract at me they could. And for two years, I had a book or an anthology out every month. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn’t have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win awards in speech in high school, which comes in handy when I speak to 200 people at a writers’ conference. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
I can’t not write funny. It’s literally the only way I know how to do it. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote
The silly antics that would get me in trouble at school have put me on the best-seller list. So I guess the moral here is ignore your teach… never mind. That’s not the moral. Probably. MaryJanice Davidson Read Quote