Whenever I’ve encountered a Christian saying, ‘Why don’t you stop talking like that so I can hear you?’ I think, ‘Well you’re the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.’ Louis C. K. Read Quote
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. Louis C. K. Read Quote
There’s two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. Louis C. K. Read Quote
Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. Louis C. K. Read Quote
There’s a woman I see who’s not my therapist, but she’s like an old friend who’s a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, ‘Wow, you’re going to have to figure that out.’ Louis C. K. Read Quote
People get successful and they start saying, ‘Well of course I am! I was chosen! I’m special!’ No, you’re not. Louis C. K. Read Quote
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.’ Louis C. K. Read Quote
