I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian’s. I like to find the humor in love. Loni Love Read Quote
One day, we had a layoff at my job. And I went to my boss, and I said, ‘Please save someone else’s job. This is a win-win situation for the company and me – and just lay me off.’ I did that in around 2003, and I never looked back. I became a full-time comic. Loni Love Read Quote
Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that’s called karma. Loni Love Read Quote
I will never say never, but I can tell you right now – I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just – I really – I’m an entertainer, and the thing that I’d decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships – I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. Loni Love Read Quote
I don’t want to get married – I’ve been there and done that. So I know what I’m talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path – find out your path! And if you want to do it, don’t let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that’s different. Loni Love Read Quote
You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I’m telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie! Loni Love Read Quote
If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. Loni Love Read Quote
I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. Loni Love Read Quote
