If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don’t have enough to eat. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die! Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
That DMC Act is a disgrace. And the problem with independent art in this country is that independent artists have been economically blacklisted. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
I don’t make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don’t take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They’re horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote
I hope that all new filmmakers see that the Internet and social media are helpful tools in establishing a fan base as well as being able to interact with your fans. Lloyd Kaufman Read Quote