The thing is, in the dating profiles it says ‘spiritual,’ but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about mine, maybe they can feel better about theirs. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I’m way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I’m 60, I’ll go on Tinder. Or I’ll go on ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’; I’ll call Patti Stanger. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you’ve arrived. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, ‘You’re sold out – you can add two more shows.’ Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
I’m not a private person. I like hanging out and talking to fans. But my life isn’t so interesting that you want to see the inside of it. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
The dog lasted. The marriage didn’t. So it shows which relationship was meant to be. Lisa Lampanelli Read Quote
