I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I don’t give a damn one way or the other, but that’s my job, so I got to take a side. Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
I think people are a lot more sensitive than they used to be, and quite rightly so. I don’t think we should be using racial jokes and things like that. Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
I’d like to know what I could do if I really had the time to spend on writing a book, with no columns or shows to do at the same time. Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do… get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book. Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, ‘The reason you smoke is you’re bitter and depressed.’ No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good. Lewis Grizzard Read Quote
