It’s a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It’s not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff. Lewis Black Read Quote
Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they’re supposed to do, and they sure can’t do math! Lewis Black Read Quote
Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it’s a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight. Lewis Black Read Quote
I don’t need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track. Lewis Black Read Quote
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I’m not big enough. Lewis Black Read Quote
What I’ve found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don’t know how to socialize. I don’t want to deal with that group. Lewis Black Read Quote
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. Lewis Black Read Quote
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet. Lewis Black Read Quote
