You’re on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don’t have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I’m doing, or post a photo. Lewis Black Read Quote
I don’t buy the ‘at 60 it’s great to have kids’ thing. I don’t buy the line that has been thrown down – ‘You can have a kid at any time.’ That doesn’t mean you should. Lewis Black Read Quote
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it’s become good business, and God knows how long that’ll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on ‘Piers Morgan’ or on some show and I think, ‘I hope this is funny.’ Lewis Black Read Quote
In Vegas, you have an audience you can’t find anywhere else. It’s from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone’s from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks. Lewis Black Read Quote
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there’re comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else. Lewis Black Read Quote
It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – fix it! Lewis Black Read Quote
If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push ’em closer. Lewis Black Read Quote
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day. Lewis Black Read Quote
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. Lewis Black Read Quote
