Everybody’s always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they’d rile me. I’d yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular. Lewis Black Read Quote
Stupidity really gets me going, when it’s just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. Lewis Black Read Quote
I think that I don’t panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don’t have that sense of panic. Lewis Black Read Quote
I’ve been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it’s nice, if you’ve put in the time, to achieve that recognition. Lewis Black Read Quote
The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there’s a way to make the system worse. Really? Lewis Black Read Quote
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I’ve been on the road. Lewis Black Read Quote
One of the interesting things about comedy is it’s tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger. Lewis Black Read Quote
If you’re going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not ‘Harry Potter?’ Lewis Black Read Quote
Nobody in college races home and says, ‘I can’t wait to see the news! I can’t wait to see who CBS is going to hire!’ Lewis Black Read Quote
