What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you’re slamming your head against the wall. So it’s nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding. Lewis Black Read Quote
Democrats are like a big tortoise that’s on its back and can’t get up; you can’t make jokes about that. Lewis Black Read Quote
What you don’t do, if you’re an adult, is decide that you’re going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It’s like if you have a family budget and go, ‘We really don’t know what to take out economically from the budget, so we’re going to whack out protein for this week.’ Lewis Black Read Quote
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you’re fine. Lewis Black Read Quote
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it’s actually a great theater exercise. Lewis Black Read Quote
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges – they like it because I go after them. They’ll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. Lewis Black Read Quote
