I like college football, but I’m a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation. Lewis Black Read Quote
The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope. Lewis Black Read Quote
Most of the longer-term relationships I’ve known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer. Lewis Black Read Quote
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That’s my big scar story. I really have no major scars. Lewis Black Read Quote
I don’t Tweet a lot because I’ve Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people. Lewis Black Read Quote
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don’t tell me, ‘Golf helps you find yourself.’ I’ve been playing my whole life, and I’m still looking for myself. Lewis Black Read Quote
Macs are not intuitive. It’s intuitive to the person who created it. It’s not intuitive to me. Lewis Black Read Quote
One of the most important things, especially when you’re leaving school, is to realize you’re going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you’re in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don’t do it. Lewis Black Read Quote
It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. Lewis Black Read Quote
