I’m the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum. Les Dawson Read Quote
I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I’m rudderless. Les Dawson Read Quote
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren’t that lonely. Les Dawson Read Quote
I don’t mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. Les Dawson Read Quote
I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up.’ Les Dawson Read Quote
Despite the fact that feminists say they’re not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. Les Dawson Read Quote
When we were courting, I told my wife: ‘I could live in your eyes.’ She said: ‘You’d be at home; there’s a stye in one of them.’ Les Dawson Read Quote
With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever. Les Dawson Read Quote
