A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing in the bread line – right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
I’m not a comedian. And I’m not sick. The world is sick, and I’m the doctor. I’m a surgeon with a scalpel for false values. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
The ‘what should be’ never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no ‘what should be,’ there is only what is. Lenny Bruce Read Quote