Today, I give my daughter what I really didn’t have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
I don’t read enough books, so I guess I’m pretty shallow. I’m a lot into the physical. With me, first attraction is never intellectual. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, ‘He’s really slaughtering Nixon.’ Then we would all go to another apartment, and the Nixon fans would say, ‘How do you like the shellacking he gave Kennedy?’ Lenny Bruce Read Quote
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do. Lenny Bruce Read Quote
