Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren’t spayed or neutered. I’m proud to support PETA’s work to prevent animal homelessness. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
With music, you’re laying it all out there. They’re judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you’ve always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you’ve only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
I feel guilty: when I’m not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I’m golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it’s a real conundrum. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
When I was very young, I didn’t really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples’ jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, ‘Aliens in the Attic,’ because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. Kevin Nealon Read Quote
