I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched ‘University Challenge.’ The onion was probably the highlight. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
And we’ve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
All fame is is having people you don’t know coming up to you and saying, ‘Hello.’ I’m always polite and people are always nice, but it’s weird. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
The other day I was thinking – because I get a lot of headaches – I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it’s probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it’s at the top as opposed to, I don’t, dangling at the bottom somewhere. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I’d rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
