With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I don’t know what I’m meant to do. I’m not important, am I? I’m not doing anything that makes a difference. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
People always tell me I’m going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington Read Quote
At the end of the day, teachers aren’t going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, ’cause it was never gonna happen. We can’t all be brainy, can we? That’s just the way the world is. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I think it’s a problem when something’s a dream because it’ll never live up to your expectations. It’s better to go somewhere thinking it’ll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I really can’t believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
To be honest, marriage doesn’t scare me and that, it’s just once you’ve been together for so long, if you haven’t got any kids it’s just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn’t it? Karl Pilkington Read Quote
