I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn’t wait to get off the stage. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I sometimes wonder how we’re short of cod. There’s gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it’s a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they’re running out of all sorts. Make ’em panic a bit. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Karl Pilkington Read Quote
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I mean, I don’t really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I think it’s mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin’ it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? Karl Pilkington Read Quote
