I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don’t quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there’s awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don’t televise it. I don’t know why they do it for films or TV programs. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I’ve done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you’re still dead. For that much money I’d want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I’ve learnt that, even though I’ve travelled about, I haven’t changed that much. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
It’s like there’s some unwritten rule that if you’re mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don’t really get that annoyed about it. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
If you’d have told me five years ago that I’d have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I’d panic, I’d be scared. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I’m not a proper traveler. I don’t like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
I’m not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn’t really changed. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you’re not used to spending that much time with people. Karl Pilkington Read Quote
