I’m always suspicious when a guy takes his date on a walk, because it reeks of poverty and an inability to plan. Julie Klausner Read Quote
Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet – in a way, they are a microcosm of the Internet. Julie Klausner Read Quote
I’m at the point, frankly, where I’d rather deal with a misogynist with a copy of Tucker Max’s book in his backpack over someone in sensitive emo-boy clothing, because both are misogynists, only the one with the backpack is more honest about just how scared of women he is. Julie Klausner Read Quote
I don’t make money doing my podcast. I’ve learned that people want to hire creative people who are already doing something when they approach them. Julie Klausner Read Quote
I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for ‘A Mighty Wind,’ which is my favorite Christopher Guest movie. I’m just a sucker for any funny guy that has a wife who is intelligent and that he collaborates with. Julie Klausner Read Quote
The kind of boy’s club I’m used to? It is definitely not a jock-y, frat-y kind of thing. They say, ‘I’m sensitive and nerdy,’ but actually, it’s like, ‘You’re a huge child and you’re terrified of women, but you don’t like sports, so you think that makes you less of a misogynist.’ Julie Klausner Read Quote
I really love ‘Real Housewives.’ It’s like the, you know, comedy stuff that’s, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love ‘Nathan for You,’ that Comedy Central show. It’s just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called ‘Billy on the Street’ that I write for, and even if I didn’t write for it, I’d still love it. Julie Klausner Read Quote
I didn’t write my book, ‘I Don’t Care About Your Band,’ in order to give women a brand-new set of dating rules they need to feel terrible about not abiding. I wrote my book to make the women who read it feel good about themselves, and a little more entitled to be treated well by the guys they go out with. Julie Klausner Read Quote
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically. Julie Klausner Read Quote
When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, ‘Aren’t you concerned with giving away your jokes?’ I don’t think of it that way. That’s my content, and that’s what I do. Julie Klausner Read Quote
