Ludacris albums are all over the map in terms of overall quality, but as a rapper, he tops out as a hilarious, charismatic guy with a singular voice. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
Although my grandmother was a strict parent and abided my grandfather’s kosher diet, as a Nana, she had grown away from religion and was almost unbelievably permissive. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
I broke my wrist at summer camp playing a game called ‘volleybat,’ which was baseball but with a volleyball. It is as dangerous as it sounds. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
Big romantic gestures are only as strong as the relationships they happen in. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
When you’re confined to a hospital bed, there aren’t many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors and nurses, hoping that one of them will bring you closer to going home. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
I appreciate how central religion is in the lives other people, but it has never resonated with me. I imagine this is how lots of people feel about things I love, like rap music or, it turns out, sports. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
I have – and this isn’t a thing I talk about often – a decent set of legs. There’s an unexpected musculature that lends them a healthy shape. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
I’m not usually vain about my body. It’s like Pennsylvania: The same way the Keystone State comprises Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with not much in between, I’ve got good legs and shapely eyebrows, and it’s kind of a wasteland outside of that. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
When you’re hot, you stride confidently down the street, extending your form to hail a taxi to take you from place to place. My body is designed for squeezing into packed subway cars and apologizing to those whose feet I clumsily step on. Josh Gondelman Read Quote
