Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings Read Quote
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. Josh Billings Read Quote
I haven’t got as much money as some folks, but I’ve got as much impudence as any of them, and that’s the next thing to money. Josh Billings Read Quote
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. Josh Billings Read Quote
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. Josh Billings Read Quote
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. Josh Billings Read Quote
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout. Josh Billings Read Quote
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Josh Billings Read Quote
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Josh Billings Read Quote
