A joke is a joke. There’s an expression – I don’t know if you have it – that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’ Jon Stewart Read Quote
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don’t have a regime. Jon Stewart Read Quote
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it’s that the terrorists can attack us, but they can’t take away what makes us American – our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart Read Quote
I’m thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time’s a charm. Jon Stewart Read Quote
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they’re going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Jon Stewart Read Quote
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart Read Quote
I’ve always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. Jon Stewart Read Quote
I’ve been to Canada, and I’ve always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. Jon Stewart Read Quote
Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. Jon Stewart Read Quote
