I need to recognise that everyone is an individual and that the key to a good relationship is to recognise that. This does theme to be a theme in my stand-up as well as my writing! Jon Richardson Read Quote
I do enjoy doing the TV work, but I try to be careful not to do too much. Otherwise, you end up being recognised just for being on television rather than for your own stuff. Jon Richardson Read Quote
I get quite frustrated about a lot of things on a day-to-day basis. I can’t help it; it is an impulse with me. Jon Richardson Read Quote
I cannot stand when you go to a wedding and get fed tiny portions. I want everyone to have a good feed on my wedding day, so I plan on having several types of sausage, mash, and gravy up for grabs. Every guest will have a Yorkshire pudding, too! Jon Richardson Read Quote
I’m all about the slapstick, generally. If you fell off it, into it, or through it, I’m probably nearby wetting myself. Jon Richardson Read Quote
Early thirties for women is a very intense time. If you want kids, and you’re not in a relationship, there’s an urgency there, so they’re forced to mature quicker. It’s easy for a man in his thirties to be immature – you can have kids into your fifties, whereas women just can’t. Jon Richardson Read Quote
It doesn’t mean you can’t discuss important things, but I would never do a joke about cancer, just because I don’t think any joke is funny enough to justify upsetting someone who is going through that. Jon Richardson Read Quote
Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the immediacy of it, making people laugh without any interruptions or edits. Jon Richardson Read Quote
I try not to listen to the other comedians performing before me because they will probably be funnier than me. Jon Richardson Read Quote
