I just did an ad with Microsoft. I’m dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. Jon Heder Read Quote
That’s what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. Jon Heder Read Quote
I love movin’. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I’d close my eyes, see the moves. Jon Heder Read Quote
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. Jon Heder Read Quote
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. Jon Heder Read Quote
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. Jon Heder Read Quote
