I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and then when they need people, there’s nobody there. To feel like you can’t go back home would be a horribly sad place to be, as is mistaking fame for genuine love and affection. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole – queuing up, security and lost luggage. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It’s my own paranoia. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
Health-wise, I couldn’t have said what my life expectancy would’ve been if I’d just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. Johnny Vegas Read Quote
