There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer Read Quote
To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. John Mortimer Read Quote
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer Read Quote
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails. John Mortimer Read Quote
