Fame just ain’t a natural situation. But I shouldn’t have worried because everyone thought I was a bit famous even before I’d done anything; people just assumed I was famous. John Cooper Clarke Read Quote
Literally’ – I’m not having it; people can’t go around saying ‘literally.’ Otherwise, what’s literal? There’s not another word for literally: if it isn’t figurative or metaphorical, what is it? It’s literal: there’s no substitute. John Cooper Clarke Read Quote
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas. John Cooper Clarke Read Quote
To make the hips the focal point of a pair of trousers is, to me, a fashion mistake. John Cooper Clarke Read Quote
I write with pen and paper. I don’t have a mobile or computer, because I know how great they are. If I did, I’d never leave the house – you’d find me in six months, dead under a pile of pizza boxes. John Cooper Clarke Read Quote
