When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. John Barrymore Read Quote
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore Read Quote
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore Read Quote
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore Read Quote